one day about three months ago my dad came downstairs while my brothers and i were watching phineas and ferb and he looked incredibly perturbed…. he looks at us like “>:0” and says “i’m missing icarly!!” also he used to reALLY love hannah montana
the lesson of this story is my dad is the best
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
andy had you up his butt
to explore BEYOND
but you went to far
and spread you wings to early
so u died
rip buzz.
(Source: donotstopbeingawesome)
(Source: alittledoseoflaughter)
im a kawaii anime ok.
my school is better than your school
IT OK MY ANIME BABY. I CRY TOO
crys
ANTHY IS NO LONGER UTENA’S BRIDE!
CRY
